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one1touch:

OHMYGAWWWD.

Jade,seriously woman.What the hell???

1) Tom is trying to tempt you away from your work(you got a day job?really?!) which means he probably wants to make out/cuddle/have mindblowing sex with you.

2)He’s trying to woo you with Gossip Girl.GOSSIP FUCKIN’ GIRL.

3)And then he’s trying to woo you with food,which means NUTELLA will probably be involved in his scheme.

4)We’re talking about Tom Felton here.TOM FELTON aka SEX ON LEGS.

rwegkhglgh JAAAAADE U LUCKY BEYAATCH !

#IF U DONT WANT TO STAY WITH TOM AND SACRIFICE YOUR WORK FOR A DAY THEN I WILL ! LET’S CHANGE PLACES. YOU BE THE GIRL WHO SCROLLS ON TUMBLR ALL DAY AND I’LL BE THE GIRL WITH TOM FUCKING FELTON ALL DAY AND NIGHT CUDDLING !

MY BODY IS READY!

I must apparate and switch places with this bitch! Then tom will be standing in front of me and he will say:

Oh man one can only dream!!! >.<

(Source: ohmyfeltongod)

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   JADE YOU’RE AN IDIOT FOR DENYING TOM. WHO ARE YOU? WHY WERE YOU RAISED THIS WAY?

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    WHY CAN’T I HAVE A BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT?!?!?

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    OMGOMGOMG. T.T I’ll watch GG with you card T.T

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    Tom has a gf named Jade & a dog named Timber. So close to my life, yet so far away.

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    Omg. What if…. Jade becomes a workholic…no time for tom… he breaks up with her…he goes to emma…omg! WHAT IF!?

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    How dare you blow off Tom! AVADA KEDAVRA!

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